Freelance life-experiencer, occassional Dramaturg, often Director, known to ramble on for extended periods of time about brown matter generators and finite string theory, bringer of democracy to fractitious war-torn nations, recovering Facebook addict, procrastination miracle-worker, malcontent golfer, philosopher, hobnobber, avid consumer of Dr Pepper + Twizzlers, schmoozer, wanderer, English major, Bravo-enthusiast, fond of bowler hats, prone to random accents in casual conversation, known to consort with food-snobs, an obsessed human rights watcher, wannabe politician, and generally motivating people to placate him.